There Was A Crooked Man
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
   He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
   And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

In his crooked garden, he planted crooked rows.
   Then he turned the water on and used a crooked hose.
What caused a crooked smile upon his crooked face?
   The crooked flowers blooming brought beauty to your face.

Brittish Nursery Rhyme Revised by Elizabeth Van Liere